Tiger Woods: I need a Kobe Special

Word on the street via TMZ, is point to Tiger having an affair which probably led to an argument and him crashing the ride. But serious this phone conversation is to funny to pass up.

During the phone conversation on Friday, Tiger told his friend, “I have to run to Zales to get a ‘Kobe Special.'” The person on the other end of the phone asked Tiger what a “Kobe Special” was. The reply — “A house on a finger.”

During the conversation, Tiger said his wife had “gone ghetto” on him.

Phew she was going ghetto, lord . also TMZ has a video of the supposed mistress. enjoy