This is a warning fellas take it easy as you spank the monkey, it can get deadly if you get excessive. sad story though.

A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.

His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’saddiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself.
At school, his classmates commented on the boy’s problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed.

They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.
In his room a great amount of X-rated material was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.


A 42-year-old Dutch woman has been charged with stalking after cell phone records showed she called an unidentified guy more than 65,000 times over the course of a year. Worse than that, she’s also been charged with not playing it cool.
Before you think “Wait, over a year? I’ve probably called a guy that much,”— which you may not have thought, but I sure did— this brought me comfort:
“To reach 65,000 calls, the woman had to have called 178 times a day,” reports ABC News. “That’s nearly eight calls an hour, 24 hours a day, seven days a week or one phone call every eight minutes, without ever stopping.”
What’s worse, according to the 62-year-old guy she’s accused of stalking, they weren’t even dating.
In court, in The Hague (you know, the place where they also bring international war crimes to trial), the woman claimed her call cycle was totally normal and their relationship warranted it.

Seriously she didn’t get the hint after 1000 unanswered calls. jeez

Via  yahoo

Seriously can I have this guys job. if you can have sex while on the job and get administrative leave with pay. Sign me up. Seriously how desperate was he to get some.

An unidentified police officer in the state of New Mexico, USA has been spotted in a surveillance picture having sex with a woman on the hood of a police car in broad day light. The incident which took place in a county owned ranch has aroused the anger of the public. State Police aren’t saying anything about the photos, but the general public in the state of New Mexico are pressing for answers.

Reports reaching us say that the Police officer has been placed on administrative leave with pay while the incident is being investigated.

Alachua County, Florida (The Weekly Vice) – Keila Smith, a 44-year-old Florida woman was jailed Wednesday after police raided her home and seized four truck loads of Psilocybin mushrooms.
And no, that wasn’t a typo. Four truckloads.
According to the Alachua County Sheriff’s Office, deputies raided Smith’s home Wednesday night and discovered a highly elaborate and well organized mushroom growing operation.
Investigators say the operation was so maticulous, the chairs, floor and tables in the kitchen were covered with plastic. Stainless steel shelving units contained hundreds of containers that were used to produce and store the product.

“There are multiple Rubber Maid containers full of small glass dishes with mushrooms growing in them,” said Sheriff’s Office spokesman, Sgt. Todd Kelly. “There are at least 1,000 of these containers. It took them four full-sized trucks and vehicles to load all of the stuff they seized from inside her house.”
Smith, who is known in the county as “The Mushroom Lady” has reportedly been selling mushrooms since at least 2004. Police say she made enough of a living from it to buy a house and own an Infinity luxury car.
Smith was booked into jail on drug possession and possession with intent to sell charges, however a complete list of the charges was not yet made available.

Theweeklyvice

HAHAHHAHAHAH, really pants down stealing beer. Just wrong.

Old people need love too, or else the fire guns

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Another week and there is more news and information you missed. This week we have got a lot of tech news and information. Unboxings of the Sidekick 4G and the Playbook, a couple of reviews, one from Kstagg for the HTC Arrive, the Super fast downloading Thunderbolt.

In Entertainment we have the latest  Mortal Kombat Legacy Ep, and some more interesting Offbeat news. Enjoy

TECH NEWS

HTC Thunderbolt Review

http://booredatwork.com/2011/04/23/verizon-htc-thunderbolt-review/

Mobile insecurity Article

http://booredatwork.com/2011/04/23/hot-selling-devices-spell-great-insecurity-opportunities/

HTC Arrive Review

http://booredatwork.com/2011/04/22/htc-arrive-review/

Samsung Infuse coming in May?

http://booredatwork.com/2011/04/22/samsung-infuse-4g-in-may-for-178-88/

Droid Charge coming April 28th

http://booredatwork.com/2011/04/21/verizon-wireless-unleashes-droid-charge-by-samsung/

T-Mobile Sidekick 4G Unboxing & hardware tour

http://booredatwork.com/2011/04/20/t-mobile-sidekick-4g-unboxing-hardware-tour/

Samsung Wp200 multiproof announced

http://booredatwork.com/2011/04/20/samsung-announces-multi-proof-w200-pocket-cam-with-1080p-recording/

Bobsled Turns you Facebook into a phone

http://booredatwork.com/2011/04/19/bobsled-by-t-mobile-hands-on-demo/

Blackberry Playbook unboxing & Hardware Tour

http://booredatwork.com/2011/04/19/blackberry-playbook-unboxing-hardware-tour/

LG Smart TV Upgrader Review

http://booredatwork.com/2011/04/19/lg-smart-tv-upgrader-review/

C-Jays Headphone Review

http://booredatwork.com/2011/04/18/c-jays-headphone-review/

SNES Handheld

http://booredatwork.com/2011/04/18/supa-cool-supaboy-handheld-for-snes-games/

ENTERTAIMENT NEWS

Mortal Kombat Legacy: Ep 2

http://booredatwork.com/2011/04/20/mortal-kombat-legacyep-2/

Comic Book Preview: Tartarus

http://booredatwork.com/2011/04/20/comic-preview-tartarus-book-1/

3D Porn beats Avatar in Hong Kong Box office

http://booredatwork.com/2011/04/22/sex-and-zen-3-d-beat-avatar-at-the-hong-kong-box-office/

African Beyonce Make-up tips

http://booredatwork.com/2011/04/19/african-beyonc-make-up-tips/

OFFBEAT NEWS

Woman reporting erratic driver crashes vehicle

http://booredatwork.com/2011/04/20/woman-reporting-erratic-driver-crashes/

Oregon mailman suspended for defecating in yard

http://booredatwork.com/2011/04/20/oregon-mailman-suspended-for-defecating-in-yard-on-his-route/

A Kansas woman said she is scheduled for a court date in Philadelphia after she opened a confetti-filled plastic egg over an airport security agent’s head.

Val Baul, a former radio DJ and traveling clown known locally in Roeland Park, Kan., as the "Bunny Lady," said a Transportation Security Administration agent confronted her about her confetti-filled eggs after she had already been through security at Philadelphia International Airport during Valentine’s Day weekend in February, WDAF-TV, Kansas City, Mo., reported Thursday.

"She wasn’t investigating my eggs, I had already been through the X-ray machine (with no problems)," said Baul, who commonly dresses in a pink bunny suit and performs for special events. "She said, ‘What are those?’ and I said, ‘Well, they’re eggs filled with confetti.’"

Baul said she proved her point by opening one of the eggs over the agent’s head, causing confetti to rain down on the other woman. Baul said she "didn’t think anything of it," but the TSA agent took her to the airport’s jail, where she was held for 3 hours.

Baul said she must now return to Philadelphia in September to face a misdemeanor harassment charge.

Read more: UPI

Police in Texas said a suspected burglar handcuffed and buckled into the back seat of a patrol car climbed to the front seat and drove off.

Police said Robert Cantrell, 41, was pulled over in Atascocita at about 6:30 p.m. Wednesday by a Harris County Precinct 4 deputy constable who determined the Ford pickup truck had been reported stolen, the Houston Chronicle reported Thursday.

The truck was found to contain a number of apparently stolen electronic devices, police said.

Cantrell was placed in handcuffs and buckled into the back seat of the deputy’s patrol car while investigation of the stolen truck continued.

"He (the deputy) turned around and saw the guy (Cantrell) jump over the back seat to the front seat," Precinct 4 Capt. Wally Wieghat said.

Cantrell drove the vehicle in reverse, struck a parked vehicle, spun around and sped away from the scene with the deputy chasing on foot, authorities said. The suspect drove through about 15 back yards before crashing into a deep bayou and fleeing the patrol car on foot.

Deputies found the suspect hiding in the back seat of a nearby parked car, authorities said.

Cantrell is facing counts of felony escape and criminal mischief among other charges, police said

Read more: UPI

A 70-year-old Wisconsin woman has been cited for letting her dog walk free down the street while she followed it in her car.

The woman told Madison police she walks the dog that way because she’s disabled.

Police spokesman Joel DeSpain says the officer was sympathetic but told the woman she couldn’t exercise her dog that way. He suggested fencing off a yard or exercise area.

The officer issued a $114 citation for permitting a dog to run at large.

Police were clued in to the woman’s routine after neighbors complained. An officer spotted her on Monday, slowly trailing a little white dog.

The Capital Times says when the woman stopped to talk to the officer, the dog jumped onto her lap as she opened the car door.

Read more: Here

A MALAWIAN man who collapsed and died while having sex with a hooker was killed by “sexual sweetness”, a police spokeswoman said.

Newspapers in that country say Fletcher Jere picked the hooker from the Ndirande suburb of the capital, Blantyre, “to quench his libido”.

But he suddenly collapsed and fell off a bed after a steamy sex romp with the prostitute.

Police spokeswoman Edina Ligowe told the Daily Times newspaper: “Jere died of too much sexual excitement and sweetness.

“The sex worker will not be prosecuted because she committed no crime by being too sweet for the man.”

Medical experts say the man may have died of cardiogenic shock — a condition in which the heart fails to supply blood to the rest of the body. This can be caused by “dangerous heart rhythms”.

Most likely, the experts say, Jere had an underlying heart defect.

Via NewZimbabwe

New Orleans police said a man who was shot by his brother was spared serious injury or death when the bullet bounced off his gold tooth.

Police said Waltdell Davis, 20, used a .22-caliber Smith and Wesson revolver to shoot his brother, Walter Davis, 22, after an argument about Walter smoking his younger brother’s marijuana, The (New Orleans) Times-Picayune reported Wednesday.

Walter was struck in the upper lip and doctors at Interim Louisiana State University Public Hospital said all they found was a bullet fragment near his left nostril. Paramedics said the victim told them the bullet ricocheted off his gold tooth.

Walter Davis told police he did not want to press charges against his brother, but Waltdell Davis, who was on probation at the time for possession of anxiety drug alprazolam, was picked up on a probation violation. Police said he admitted to the shooting and was charged with aggravated battery and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon.

Read more: here

A dog ate three of his owner’s toes as the diabetic man slept, most likely out of instinct to help remove diseased flesh, animal experts say.

James Little, 61, called 911 on Tuesday to say his dog had eaten the body parts while he was sleeping. He told The Associated Press on Friday that he is “doing fine.”

Little suffers from diabetes, of which one symptom is numbness in the hands or feet.

The dog, a Shiba Inu, was acting on its instinct to remove diseased flesh and does not appear to be dangerous, said Douglas County Animal Control Deputy Lee Bartholomew.

Dogs have been known to eat dead or diseased human flesh. A family’s dog in Illinois ate the toes off a 10-year-old girl’s left foot while she slept last December. She had a sore on her foot.

In August, a dog in Michigan bit off most of its owner’s infected big toe after the man passed out from alcohol. The man had diabetes, and the animal was apparently attracted to a festering wound.

Read more: here

A Florida man said his work day was interrupted when a large duck crashed through a conference room window and landed in the chair next to him.

Todd Griffith said he was working at a computer Tuesday in the conference room at Matern Professional Engineering in south Fort Myers when he was startled by a loud noise, the Fort Myers News-Press reported Thursday.

“I heard a loud boom, and I looked to my left and there was a duck sitting next to me,” he said. “It looked at me like, ‘what are you doing here?’”

Griffith said the duck wandered the room for a few minutes before he and other workers were able to coax it back outside through a sliding door.

Workers at the firm said the duck appeared uninjured except for a cut on its wing and was back to swimming Wednesday in the drainage ditch behind the business.

Read more: here